The Caliphate of Mughal Chads is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caliph Abdul Malik the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.933 billion Mughal Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mughal Chad economy, worth 374 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,145 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Mughal Chad lands, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mughal Chads's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Mughal Chads is ranked 210,987^th in the world and 7,857^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,401.86 Standard Monetary Units.